The Hurt Feelings
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States, November 11, 2017
Awww, did the poor president get his itty bitty feelings hurt? Did that mean dictator call him a name? Poor little Donnie! Nobody should do that to him, that big meanie.
Two wrongs don't make a right, so perhaps responding with, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" would be a more diplomatic approach.
Although diplomacy isn't the strong suit of this president, so maybe we'll try a drink instead. Drunk Publius has heard rumors that toddlers often calm down with a cup of milk, so here's our Hurt Feelings drink.
Take your favorite kind of milk - 2%, vitamin D, chocolate, but definitely not skim. That'll make anyone cranky. Pour into sippy cup and enjoy while watching Caillou. Then you will definitely not be confused with a lunatic old man.
