The Body Slam

The good folks of Washington D.C. better say their prayers and eat their vitamins because Trumpomania has come to town. The latest Trumpomaniac is Greg Gianforte of Montana. Rather than answer a question about the Republican healthcare plan, he thought the winning strategy was to assault a reporter in front of a news crew with a recorder running then claim to be the victim himself. He may or may not have hit the reporter with a folding chair when our backs were turned.

And he was right! Montanans sent a message. And that message was, “absolutely nothing matters.” For our part, we can’t wait to smell what President The Rock is cooking in 2021.

In the meantime, we can’t recommend “prayers and vitamins” because we strongly suspect that’s a euphemism for “amphetamines and steroids.” So, we bring you, The Bodyslam.