Posts Tagged ‘alternative facts’

In today’s version of “Shit Kellyanne Conway is making up,” we bring to you a new drink we call The Bowling Green Massacre. Drink enough of these and you too may hallucinate the unnecessary, indiscriminate killing of a large number of human-beings in Bowling Green, Kentucky. The Bowling Green Massacre Ingredients: 1 oz absinthe 1 oz fresh lime juice…