The Nordstrom Rack and Rye
My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person — always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
Reinvent Yourself with this high-end cocktail, but do it where style meets savings, at the Rack! You won’t find Ivanka’s clothing or shoes in the real store, anymore, but try the Nordie’s rack if you’re desperate to “dress like a woman” while stepping all over the little people in your path. It’s the last stop before Goodwill, and that would just be TOO embarrassing for America’s princess.
Don’t worry, this cocktail looks expensive but it’s actually very cheaply made. Even if you buy it for 75% off, Ivanka will still make a couple bucks.
Nordstrom Rack and Rye
Ingredients:
- 1 1/2 oz rye
- 3/4 oz Batavia Arrack
- 1/2 oz demerara sugar syrup
- 2 dashes Angostura bitters
- 2 dashes Angostura orange bitters
Instructions:
In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, add all ingredients and stir while longing for a time when the President of the United States didn’t tweet about his daughter’s clothing line, department stores, or the size of his, uh, crowds. Sigh and strain into a chilled glass with fresh ice. Garnish with a orange wedge and maraschino cherry.
Drink before, after, and while shopping at Nordstrom.