The Golden Shower

(The puns, they are endless.) In honor of our PEEOTUS, we’ve created a new drink to honor him. Enjoy!

The Golden Shower 

Ooooh you naughty boy! Has your pal Putin got Twitter all atwitter because they have proof that you like a little kink with your hookers? Did you take “trickle down economics” a little too seriously? Then you need to make a batch of this pickle infused vodka to put the tickle in your pickle. Don’t worry if you spill a little, we know you like it dirty.  In fact, we know just how you like everything, baby, so lay back and enjoy… 

• 3 parts Russian vodka 
• 1 part dill pickle juice

Mix in a large, sealable container. Add a whole pickle – but not a big one because it’ll make you feel inadequate when you’re jerkin’ your gherkin! Use in your favorite martini recipe! Your very very dirty martini recipe.

“That must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.”
– Donald J. Trump