Exclusive: Mike Pence’s Top 8 Revealed
Drunk Publius can exclusively reveal today Mike Pence’s MySpace Top 8.
Sources have confirmed today that throughout his governorship of Indiana, Mike Pence routinely performed official state business from his AOL email account. Drunk Publius has researched and also discovered the following information published on Mike Pence’s Geocities website.
- Modem Speed: 3200 baud
- Favorite Browser: Netscape
- Favorite Search Engine: Lycos
- OS: Windows 95
- Favorite Beverage: Zima
- Favorite Movie: You’ve Got Mail
Mike Pence is quoted as saying, “Look, you can’t trust technology today. I know that by using the top technology of 1995 that nobody would be able to hack into my communications with top world leaders. Security is of the upmost importance to me.”
.@realDonaldTrump and I commend the FBI for reopening an investigation into Clinton's personal email server because no one is above the law.
— Mike Pence (@mike_pence) October 28, 2016