The Bowling Green Massacre
In today’s version of “Shit Kellyanne Conway is making up,” we bring to you a new drink we call The Bowling Green Massacre. Drink enough of these and you too may hallucinate the unnecessary, indiscriminate killing of a large number of human-beings in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
The Bowling Green Massacre
Ingredients:
- 1 oz absinthe
- 1 oz fresh lime juice
- 1 oz simple syrup
- 4 oz water
Instructions:
In tall glass filled with ice, add all ingredients and stir. Garnish with lime wheel. Drink until you can no longer separate real historical events from non-existent ones and you think Frederick Douglass is still alive.
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