The Flip
The election of Comrade Von Clownstick has made displays of patriotism uncomfortable. Watching kids Pledging Allegiance at a softball game is creepy if you regard the small-handed Mussolini in the White House or the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver and his turtle buddy in Congress as the objects of their devotion. Can members of the Resistance stand…
Read MoreThe Return of the Bloody Wherever
The President seems obsessed with women and blood, so in honor of his most recent horrific tweet, we bring back The Bloody Wherever, from page 50 of Cocktails for Survival. And again, we come full circle and Cocktails for Survival remains both applicable and relevant. Mika, this one is for you. I think we all…
Read MoreA cocktail for Donald Trump this Father’s Day
The Twitter Beef
Reports are that POTUS might live-tweet Comey’s testimony before the Senate today. I’m making popcorn now to go with this cocktail, The Twitter Beef, from page 29 of Cocktails for Survival.
Read MoreThe Covfefe
The Covfefe 2 oz Vodkafefe 1⁄2 oz Simplefefe syrupfefe 1⁄2 oz Kahlúafefe 1 oz Freshlyfefe brewedfefe espressofefe Garmprk: Whole Covfefe Beams and Ambienfefe Whenever you get up to Tweet from the can in the middle of the night, take the Covfefe! It is the best drink when you whatsckrewtek conflabable Russgrikcord. And it can’t be…
Read MoreThe Body Slam
The good folks of Washington D.C. better say their prayers and eat their vitamins because Trumpomania has come to town. The latest Trumpomaniac is Greg Gianforte of Montana. Rather than answer a question about the Republican healthcare plan, he thought the winning strategy was to assault a reporter in front of a news crew with…
Read MoreThe Cowardly Ryan
There’s a lot of buzz about impeachment going around, and if you are getting excited about that we have a buzzkill for you. His name is Paul Ryan. To get an Impeachment, you need the cooperation of the Speaker of the House. Unfortunately, Mr. Ryan has the backbone of a jellyfish. Speaker Ryan would rather…
Read MoreThe Comey
Drunk Publius wrote this book in November and December, and here is it May with drinks still TOTALLY RELEVANT. Today, we present The Comey – page 37 of Cocktails for Survival.
Read MoreThe Mar A Lago
(to the tune of Kokomo) On the Florida coast, there’s a place called Mar-A-Lago That’s where Trump likes to go to get away from it all Golf clubs and fake tans, secret meetings with Putin He’ll be grabbing pussies with his small hands Down in Mar-A-Lago The Mar A Lago Ingredients 1.5 oz coconut rum…
Read MoreThe Supreme Court
Today the Senate Republicans changed a longstanding rule allowing the filibuster of supreme court nominees, so they can push through Trump’s choice when Obama’s nomination never got a hearing. Drunk Publius needs a strong drink tonight. This one is going to be it. Be careful, though, too many of these and even a Trump supporter will…
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