Posts by Drunk Publius
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Cocktails for Survival: Not as trump as you drink I am How to survive the Trump presidency with humor and alcohol United States of America, January 10th, 2017 – If you woke up in shock after the election to discover the fresh hell that a demagogue who preys on racial, ethnic and religious hostilities was…
Read MoreFire her once, shame on you. Fire her twice, give her a cabinet position.
When we heard that Trump had given Omarosa Manigault, famous first-season Apprentice contestant, a position called “official public engagement czar,” we knew we needed to write a drink in her honor. When she said that “every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to President Trump,” we knew that it needed to be a double.…
Read MoreCelebrities won’t play the inauguration. Sad!
There will be a lot more circumstance and a lot less pomp with the 2017 election, because no A-list celebrities are willing to play. I assume Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are in the line up, but I haven’t heard if Chachi Scott Baio will be there yet. Is Billy Bush available? I hear he…
Read MoreThe Putin’s Puppet
Great move on delay (by V. Putin) – I always knew he was very smart! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 30, 2016 You’d think we’d all have realized by now that Trump and Putin’s relationship is more than platonic. Apparently, their love knows no bounds, least of all Twitter boundaries. Since this love affair…
Read MoreOnly God Can Help You Now, I’m Out
by guest blogger, Alexander Hamilton’s Ghost Jesus fucking Christ, America. Are you kidding me with this shit? I was just a man. I wasn’t a prophet or a fortune teller. But even so, I could not have described Donald J. Trump more accurately than I did in Federalist 68. Would it have been easier for…
Read MoreHow will we survive a Trump presidency?
The first question many of us asked ourselves after the 2016 election was how will we survive a Trump presidency? The morning after was like waking up from a nightmare to realize the nightmare was just beginning. The first few days, eating and drinking at all was a chore. But a few days after the…
Read MoreOhio hates women!
You are going to need a strong drink for this one! The Ohio legislature passed a bill that bans abortion before a woman even knows she’s pregnant! Sorry all you people with ectopic pregnancies! Hope you like to die… because Ohio thinks that if you’d just not let blastocysts implant in your fallopian tubes you…
Read MoreFinally, the intrusion of clean air into my lungs can end!
“We Are Going to End the EPA Intrusion Into Your Lives” – Donald Trump You know what I hate? Fresh air! And you know where I hate it? IN MY LUNGS! If the air I breathe isn’t giving me lung cancer, than I don’t want it. I’m in luck, though, because President-Elect Trump has selected…
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