The Dump
‘Chatting with some members before a recent round of golf, he explained his frequent appearances: “That White House is a real dump.”‘ – golf.com
It’s bad enough that you have to live in a place that’s filled with white nationalists and other incompetents. It’s hardly gilded at all. Not classy! Putting the “white” in White House is nice and all, but if you can’t decorate it in gold and slap your name on it, what’s the point of living there? Now you have a friggin’ golf journalist busting your chops!
Console yourself with The Dump. After all, who doesn’t feel better after a good Dump?
The Dump
Ingredients:
- 1/3 cup of ice cream that was left in the bottom of the carton and has ice crystals on it…
- Single maraschino cherry with all the juice left in the jar from New Years Eve
- Slightly rotten fruit
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders (feel free to substitute Press Secretaries)
- Spoilt milk
- The dregs of every nearly-empty liquor bottle in your house
Directions:
Add all ingredients to a blender. Blend just enough so that the ice cream chunks look like cottage cheese. Pour into a gold plated goblet to remind you of the good old days. Light it on fire. Nobody will notice because, really, this whole place is nothing but dumpster fires these days.