Finally, the intrusion of clean air into my lungs can end!

“We Are Going to End the EPA Intrusion Into Your Lives”
– Donald Trump

You know what I hate? Fresh air! And you know where I hate it? IN MY LUNGS! If the air I breathe isn’t giving me lung cancer, than I don’t want it.

I’m in luck, though, because President-Elect Trump has selected Scott Pruitt to lead the Environmental Protection Agency. Scott has some strong connections to the fossil fuel industry, and is going to help Trump stop all this clean air nonsense. Maybe he can work on restaurants too, so my kids and I can enjoy all that second hand smoke while we eat.

Relevant Drink: The Climate Denier