Archive for February 2017
The Spicer Fact
Sean Spicer is a raging ball of cognitive dissonance. As it turns out, trading one’s dignity telling lies in service of a short-fingered vulgarian makes a guy cranky. He needs a nap, a snack, and an honest job. But, so long as he’s yelling alternative facts at the White House press corps, what you’ll need…
Read MoreThe Dress Like a Woman
These drinks are LITERALLY writing themselves. Another day, another reason to drink. Today we have a drink called The Dress Like a Woman. Apparently women in the White House are now expected to dress like women. We assume that means something other than being a woman who wears clothes. To help us cope with the…
Read MoreThe Bowling Green Massacre
In today’s version of “Shit Kellyanne Conway is making up,” we bring to you a new drink we call The Bowling Green Massacre. Drink enough of these and you too may hallucinate the unnecessary, indiscriminate killing of a large number of human-beings in Bowling Green, Kentucky. The Bowling Green Massacre Ingredients: 1 oz absinthe 1 oz fresh lime juice…
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